Unbelievable Bali Family Room: Rice Paddies & Unforgettable Views!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Unbelievable Bali Family Room: Rice Paddies & Unforgettable Views! This ain't your cookie-cutter luxury hotel review, alright? This is the real deal – the good, the bad, and the utterly Bali-autiful. Let's get messy!
First Impressions (and Yes, They Were Good)
Okay, so "Unbelievable" is a bold claim, right? But honestly, the second I walked in, I was… well, believing! Picture this: you, exhausted from the flight (and maybe a questionable airport coffee), and your eyes widen. The family room? MASSIVE. Seriously, enough space for a whole rugby team to nap (not that I'm suggesting it). And the view… sweet baby Buddha the view! Endless rice paddies stretching to the horizon, with the sun painting everything in a golden glow as the day faded into a tropical evening. Forget your Instagram filters, this place is Insta-worthy on its own.
Accessibility (and the Stuff That Made Me Grumble a Little)
Accessibility is important, but this is where things got a little… wobbly. The website does mention “facilities for disabled guests,” but the details are a little vague. Now, I didn't specifically need accessible features this time, but I did take a little peek around with accessibility in mind. The main areas seem okay - the lobby is spacious, and the common areas are mostly level. However, navigating some of the paths around the property felt a little challenging. Best bet? Call ahead and clarify specific needs. Don’t be shy! In my case, the walkways around the pool were a little uneven.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Hiccups)
- Restaurants, Restaurants Everywhere! The sheer variety of food options was mind-boggling - Asian, Western, even a vegetarian restaurant! Trying them all was a personal mission.
- The Buffet Breakfast: Now, I'm a breakfast person. I need it. Badly. The buffet? Mostly excellent. The Asian breakfast was amazing (hello, crispy noodles!), and the Western options were solid, with fresh fruit and pastries galore.
- A La Carte Adventures: I'm a fan of the A La Carte Options to enjoy a good Asian Cuisine. The flavors were exciting! A few misses, a few hits.
- Poolside Bliss: The poolside bar? Pure genius. Sipping a cocktail with that view? Unbeatable. The snacks were surprisingly good, and the staff was always friendly.
- Room Service is a Game Changer: Long day of adventuring? Order food to your room and enjoy.
- The Imperfect Bits: I wish they could provide more alternatives for various dietary needs.
Relaxation Station (and the Best Massage of My Life)
- The Spa: Okay, friends, the spa. Go to it. I got a massage, and it was… a religious experience. Seriously. My therapist (a tiny powerhouse named Wayan) worked out knots I didn't even know I had. My muscles felt like butter afterward. The sauna and steamroom were also fantastic for detoxing.
- The Pools: Several Swimming pool [outdoor] to choose from. The main pool, with its view of the rice paddies, was the showstopper.
- The Gym: I did visit the fitness center and it was well-equipped.
Cleanliness & Safety (because we all want to feel safe)
- Spotless! The "Unbelievable" cleanliness was spot-on. The rooms were immaculate, the common areas regularly cleaned, and the staff diligent about hygiene. During the pandemic, their anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizers, and daily disinfection of the common areas were reassuring.
- Safety First: With CCTV throughout the property and security personnel, the place felt secure.
The Nitty-Gritty: Rooms & Amenities (aka What's Actually In the Room)
- The Family Room: Let me tell you, you won't feel crammed in. (That's a win for parents!) Air conditioning to escape the Bali heat, black-out curtains for sleeping in after a long day, and a comfy seating area for unwinding. There's a good mix of practicality and nice touches.
- Essentials & Extras: Free Wi-Fi (which actually worked!), a coffee maker and tea, a refrigerator, and a nice (and quiet) air conditioner.
- **Things that make you happy: free bottled water, extra long bed, bathroom phone!
- Things I wanted more of: I wished the lights came with a dimmer or a bedside lamp could have been added.
Getting Around (because you'll want to leave the hotel eventually)
- Airport Transfers: Easy peasy. The hotel arranged the airport transfer.
- Taxis: Readily available, and the doorman was always happy to help flag one.
- Free Parking: This is huge in Bali!
Things to Do (and a Few Rambles)
- On-Site: Besides the obvious pool lounging, spa visits, and general relaxation, the hotel itself host many events, which I didn't try, there’s a gift shop, and even meeting/banquet facilities if you're feeling corporate!
- Off-Site: Exploring temples, surfing lessons, rice paddy walks, and markets… Bali is a playground.
For the Kiddos (because you’ve probably brought them)
The hotel is family-friendly, with kids' facilities. The breakfast buffet had lots of child-friendly options.
The "Unbelievable" Offer (because you deserve it!)
Okay, here's the deal (and I am not normally a sales pitch person, but trust me on this!):
Book the Unbelievable Bali Family Room for a minimum of 3 nights and get:
- A complimentary in-room massage for two (because you deserve it after wrangling the kids!)
- Daily breakfast included (so you don’t have to think about food in the morning!)
- A free shuttle to a local beach club (because… Bali!)
Why This Deal?
Because this isn't just a hotel, it's an experience. It is a relaxing one!
The Verdict:
Unbelievable Bali Family Room: Rice Paddies & Unforgettable Views! is not perfect, but it is pretty damn close. It’s a place where you can truly breathe. The staff is lovely, the views are jaw-dropping, and those memories? Guaranteed. Just go. You won't regret it. Maybe bring some earplugs? Because the birds and monkeys are a little noisy at dawn sometimes. But hey, that’s Bali, right?
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered Balinese adventure. This is the real Bali, seen through the bleary eyes of a slightly-overwhelmed, perpetually-hungry, and utterly-enchanted traveler in a family room with a rice paddy view. Let's see how this goes, shall we?
Bali Blunders & Blessings: A Messy Itinerary (with Rice Paddy Views!)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and Almost Literal Tears
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Landed in Denpasar. Passport control? Smooth as silk. Baggage claim? Think chaos. My suitcase, bless its little cotton socks, was lost. Deep breaths. "Welcome to Bali! Here's a side of lost luggage with your sunshine." Internal screaming. Found a guy wearing a suspiciously tight banana-leaf sarong to help me find luggage. He assured me it's "good karma." My karma at that moment felt remarkably… un-good.
Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The transfer to the Bali Retreat Family Room. Oh my GOD, the drive! Initially, I was like, "Wow, lush! Green! Motorbikes doing the tango!" But then it got hot, the traffic jammed up like a clogged drain, and I started to resemble a melting ice cream cone. The driver, bless his weary heart, kept saying, "Sabar, sabar." (Patience, patience) - and I'm pretty sure he was more patient than I was at that point. Finally. The hotel.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Check-in. Lovely staff. The family room? Spacious. The rice paddy view? Breathtaking. I actually teared up. Not from the lost luggage, but from the sheer beauty of it. Like, seriously, the postcard is alive! Managed to unpack the essentials from my carry-on (thank god for that). Immediately passed out on the king-sized bed. Jet lag is a beast.
Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Attempted a sunset walk around the rice fields. "Attempted" being the operative word. Mosquitoes: ferocious. Paths: treacherous. My balance: questionable. Ended up retreating to the hotel pool, which was lovely and bug-free. Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The Nasi Goreng was… edible. Not life-changing, but edible. Still, I'm starving so anything will do with the luggage missing.
Evening (8:00 PM - Bedtime): Face-timed the luggage company (they're still looking). Sulked after eating and went to bed, hoping my suitcase would somehow magically appear by morning.
Day 2: Rice Terraces, Rice Terrors, and Rice Refueling
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Woke up to the rooster call and the sunrise. God, the view never gets old. Breakfast at The Bali Retreat - that was good, but nothing that will keep me until the missing luggage arrives.
Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 3:00 PM): Tegalalang Rice Terraces. Okay, whoa. Photos don't do it justice. It's like a giant, green staircase carved into the earth. The people's creativity is amazing. Took way too many photos (because Instagram). Spent the afternoon. It's hot. Very, very hot. Sweat dripping. The guide kept offering me coconut water, which, frankly, I needed.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Ubud market. A kaleidoscope of colours, smells, and… aggressive bartering. I attempted to bargain for a scarf. Failed miserably. Paid way too much. But hey, at least I got a souvenir! Walked around and fell for a few things, but the crowd eventually became a bit too much for me.
Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Returned to the hotel. Relaxed at a spa and had an amazing Balinese massage. The masseuse was tiny, but her hands were magic. I think I’ve never been so close to falling asleep and actually doing it.
Evening (8:00 PM - Bedtime): Called the luggage people… still missing. Ordered room service just because.
Day 3: Monkeying Around, Volcano Views, and a Culinary Crisis
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast. Contemplated sending a carrier pigeon after my luggage.
Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Ubud Monkey Forest. I'd heard the warnings. I'd steeled myself. I still got mugged by a monkey. It snatched my sunglasses right off my face and ran up a tree! I had to bargain with some local kids to get them back. They were only interested in the treats and the sunglasses. I am still shaken.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Mount Batur volcano. I'm not a hiker. But the views from the top are spectacular. It was a tough climb (for me). I’m pretty sure I sweat enough to replenish Bali’s irrigation system. Watched the sunset. Felt a surge of something.
Evening (5:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Traditional Balinese Cooking Class. Oh, what a mistake. I was so excited! But, I do not have the skills. I burned the coconut rice, and I accidentally added way too much chili to the sambal. The chef very kindly smiled but the taste was intense. Managed to salvage a few… things. Ate dinner. Stuffed my face, trying to pretend it was all delicious.
Evening (8:00 PM - Bedtime): More luggage updates (nada). Went to bed, dreamt of my lost suitcase, and prayed for a miracle.
Day 4: Beach Bliss (and a Tiny, Tiny Bit of Existential Dread)
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Pancakes. Finally. The hotel pancakes are worth it, and I feel somewhat better.
Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Beach day! Sanur. Turquoise water, soft sand, and… crowds. But it was beautiful, and I swam in the ocean. I’ve never been more grateful for my swimsuit, which I found in my carry-on.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): More beach time, more sun, and more coconuts. I felt happy; I was alive. Then, I started thinking about my life. And what I'm doing with it. And if I should have gone for that job offer in Boise… Existential Crisis Moment Number One.
Evening (5:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Sunset cocktails at a beachfront bar. Watched the sky turn into a kaleidoscope of pink, orange, and purple. Deep breaths. I was in Bali. I was alive. Life is good. Kind of.
Evening (8:00 PM - Bedtime): Late dinner at a restaurant on the beach. After the meal, went back to the hotel and found an email in my inbox! They found my luggage! The happiness was immeasurable. It would arrive the next day. I was feeling happy.
Day 5: Finding My Feet (and My Clothes!) and Departure
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast, plus joy!
Late Morning/ Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Relaxed and enjoyed the last hours at the hotel.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Lunch, and then… goodbye. The rice paddy view, the kind staff, the near-constant sunshine - they're going to be sorely missed.
Evening (5:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Airport. One last Nasi Goreng at the diner, and got on the plane.
Evening (9:00 PM - Departure): Flight Home
Post-Trip (Ongoing): Still unpacking (mentally and physically). Still slightly sunburnt. Still dreaming of those rice terraces and the feeling of being. But, most importantly, I am back. So worth it. Now. I need to start planning the next trip…
This is a messy, imperfect, and hopefully, fun representation of a trip to Bali. Remember, the "perfect" vacation is a myth. Embrace the chaos, the blunders, and the moments of pure, unadulterated joy. And always, always, be open to adventure.
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Unbelievable Bali Family Room FAQs: Rice Paddies & Unforgettable Views! (Or Maybe Not...)
Okay, so "Unbelievable" is a pretty big claim. What *exactly* makes this family room so special? Is it, you know, *actually* unbelievable?
Alright, alright, dial back the hype meter *slightly*. "Unbelievable" might be a touch… optimistic. Let's say "remarkably picturesque, with potential for screaming children." The biggest draw is the *view*. Seriously. Think emerald rice paddies stretching as far as the eye can see, with a volcano (if the clouds cooperate, which they rarely, *rarely*, do) in the distance. When the sun hits it just right, it's breathtaking. We spent a solid hour just staring out the window when we first arrived, completely forgetting about the kids and their (already-escalating) demands for ice cream. Which, looking back, was probably the peak of our vacation.
Is it *really* family-friendly? My kids are… challenging.
“Challenging” is a diplomatic term, right? Okay, listen. It *tries* to be. They have a kids' play area (which my kids used for approximately 7.3 minutes before declaring it "boring"). There's a pool, which is a lifesaver. But… the room layout isn't *perfect*. It's more… spread out than you’d think. Meaning, you're trekking across the room, through questionable smells (more on that later), every time you need to supervise a bathroom visit. And if your kids are anything like mine, they'll find a way to turn the expansive rice paddy views into a source of endless questions ("Mom, is that a giant bug? Mom, are we gonna fall in? Mom, I need a snack.")
What about the food? Is the included breakfast as amazing as those rice paddies?
Breakfast… oh, breakfast. Let's just say it's… adequate. There's a buffet. And buffets, in my experience, are a gamble. Sometimes you hit the jackpot. Sometimes you spend the next few hours strategizing how to avoid the impending gastrointestinal distress. The fruit was good, the coffee was… coffee. The kids, of course, were only interested in the pancakes, which, after the first two days, resembled vaguely-pancake-shaped hockey pucks. And the crows? Oh, the crows were on it. Every time you turned your back. They're ruthless. I'm still traumatized by the croissant incident of '23.
I've heard Bali can get… humid. Is the air conditioning decent?
Ah, air conditioning. The unsung hero of tropical vacations. The AC… it was a mixed bag. Sometimes it blasted icy perfection. Other times, it seemed to whisper a gentle breeze. One night, I swear the air conditioning unit itself started weeping - the condensation was *insane*. We had to strategically place towels to avoid a complete indoor monsoon. And the smell, oh god, the smell… it was a blend of slightly-musty-air-con-exhaust and… something else. Something vaguely… animalistic. I never did figure it out. Maybe the crows had something to do with it. They were, after all, incredibly resourceful.
What about the service? Are the staff helpful and friendly?
The staff? They were lovely. Truly. Utterly adorable, patient, and relentlessly cheerful. They seemed genuinely unfazed by the chaos of our family. They dealt with spilled juice, temper tantrums, and the constant requests for "more ice cream" with grace and smiles. I was genuinely impressed. They deserve some kind of medal. Seriously, they kept this whole operation afloat, especially the woman who cleaned our room. She basically single-handedly prevented the complete disintegration of our living space. She deserves a raise, a vacation, and a lifetime supply of chocolate.
Anything I should know about before I book? Any hidden downsides?
Okay, here’s the unvarnished truth. Firstly, the Wi-Fi. Don't count on it. It comes and goes like a shy toddler at a birthday party. Secondly, the location. While beautiful, it's a bit… remote. Getting anywhere requires a taxi or scooter (which, with kids, is a whole situation). Third, be prepared for bugs. Lots of bugs. And the aforementioned weird smells. And the crows. Fourth and finally, embrace the mess. Embrace the imperfection. Because, let's be honest, that’s what a family vacation is all about, right? The stunning views? Totally worth it. Even if it's just for five glorious minutes before the kids start fighting over the last nugget.
So, would you go back? Spill the tea...
Look, despite the questionable smells, the temperamental AC, and the crows’ unwavering pursuit of pastries, there's a part of me that would. Actually, there's a rather large part of me that would. Because, and this is the key, that *view*. It's a memory etched in my brain, a vibrant painting I can conjure up anytime I need to escape the tedium of everyday life. And, let's be honest, a little bit of chaos is good for the soul. Plus, maybe, just *maybe*, the crows will leave the croissants alone next time. Mostly likely? Definitely not. But a girl can dream, can't she?
Okay, FINE. But what *specifically* about the bathroom? I get a weird vibe...
The bathroom. Oh, the bathroom. Okay, buckle up, because we need to address the elephant… in the toilet. The bathroom was *spacious*, I’ll give it that. But it had this… *character*. The tiling design was… bold. Let’s just say it clashed spectacularly with my limited sense of interior design. The shower pressure fluctuated from "mosquito mist" to "fire hose" without any predictable pattern. And the natural light? Minimal. Meaning bathing felt less like a refreshing experience and more like operating in some kind of dimly lit, jungle-themed detention cell.
Alright alright, I am in. What's the single best memory you took away from the experience?
Okay, okay, this one gets the waterworks starting. It wasn’t perfect, but one morning, very early, before the rest of the chaos had fully started, I snuck out onto the balcony. The world was still waking up, the mist was clinging to the rice paddies, and the sun was painting the sky in these incredible hues of pink and orange. And there, in a tiny, little, mud-caked pot, was a single,Snooze And Stay
