Casa Catalina: Cartagena's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury Awaits!)
Casa Catalina: Cartagena's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury Awaits!) - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe some sangria) on Casa Catalina in Cartagena. I'm not just gonna tell you it's good. I'm gonna tell you if it's actually worth the hype – and trust me, after a week navigating the sweltering cobblestone streets and dodging rogue moto-taxis, I’ve got opinions. This isn't your clinical, textbook review. This is a real person, with messy hair and a penchant for late-night cheese plates, sharing the truth.
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First Impressions & The Arrival Shuffle (Accessibility, Services & Conveniences, Getting Around):
Let’s be real, arriving in Cartagena is a sensory overload. The heat hits you like a wall, the music is pumping, and the air smells like fried plantains and ocean. Navigating this chaos? Forget about it. Which is why I loved the airport transfer Casa Catalina offers. The car was air-conditioned (bliss!), and the driver knew the city like the back of his hand. My own personal little concierge before I'd even checked in!
Accessibility Note: I was seriously impressed with Casa Catalina's commitment to accessibility. The elevator was modern and reliable (a HUGE win in a city with wonky infrastructure), and the public areas seemed thoughtfully designed for wheelchair users. Wide hallways, smooth surfaces… it felt genuinely inclusive, not just a box they ticked. I'd happily recommend it to anyone with mobility needs.
Sadly, I didn't use the car charging station, but its presence is a definite nod to the times! Parking was a breeze, both on-site and with the valet.
The Room: My Personal Oasis (Available in all rooms, Cleanliness & Safety, Internet):
Okay, the room. Sigh. It was a dream. Think crisp white linens, a ridiculously comfy bed with extra-long beds, and blackout curtains that actually WORKED. I’m a light sleeper, so this was a gold star moment. The air conditioning, bless its little electronic heart, was a lifesaver. The free Wi-Fi? Solid. And the internet access in the room? Well, it was as good as the connection I have at home. The room was stocked with complimentary water, which was essential. They even provided a scale (important to some, I guess!).
Side Note: I loved the little touches – the bathrobes were fluffy, the slippers were soft, and the toiletries smelled divine. There was a coffee/tea maker and the complimentary tea was the best way to relax in the morning.
There was a mini-bar (tempting, but I resisted!), a safe, and a hair dryer… all the usuals. Everything felt spotless thanks to their anti-viral cleaning products, professional sanitizing services, and the option to opt-out of room sanitization. I felt incredibly safe, especially with the daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. And that feeling? PRICELESS!
Dinner, Drinks & Deliciousness (Dining, drinking, and snacking):
Listen, I'm a foodie, and Cartagena is a foodie's paradise. Casa Catalina's restaurant, though… hmm. Look, it wasn't bad! The buffet was… fine. I mean, the Western breakfast and the Western cuisine in general were perfectly acceptable. But I wouldn’t rave about it. The a la carte options were where it truly shone. But the best bit? The poolside bar. Nothing beats sipping a cocktail with a view. Especially with the poolside bar!
My Biggest "Woah" Moment
The happy hour! Oh, the blissful, boozy, beautiful happy hour. Picture this: you’re lounging by the sparkling outdoor pool (the pool with a view!), the sun is setting over the city, and you're holding a perfectly crafted margarita. Pure, unadulterated bliss. That one margarita sealed the deal for me. I literally wrote "THIS IS THE BEST. BUY ME ALL THE MARGARITAS" in my notebook!
Relaxation & Rejuvenation (Ways to relax, Spa/sauna):
Here's where Casa Catalina REALLY shines. The spa is incredible. I indulged in a body scrub and a body wrap. My skin still feels like velvet. There's a sauna, steam room, and a fitness center (which I, uh, looked at) and a foot bath. Yes, a foot bath! Worth it. And the massage? Divine. Seriously, if you need to unwind, this is the place.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Life Isn't Always Instagrammable):
- Location, Location, Location: Yes, it's lovely and centrally located, but the noise from the street can be a little… enthusiastic at times. Earplugs are your friend.
- The "Asian" Breakfast: While I appreciate the attempt at Asian cuisine, it wasn’t the best.
For the Kids and The Adults Who Want to Be Kids (For the kids, Things to do):
While I didn’t have kids with me, Casa Catalina seemed incredibly family-friendly. Kids facilities? Check. Babysitting service? Yep. And the pool, well, it's a hit with everyone. They also offer quite an array of things to do, offering both indoor and outdoor venues for special events.
The Verdict: Is Casa Catalina Worth It? YES, with a Few Caveats.
Casa Catalina isn't perfect. No place is. But it is damn close. Is it a secret? Maybe not anymore! But it definitely is a place where luxury and genuine hospitality meet. The staff are lovely, the rooms are beautiful, and the spa is a dream.
My Recommendation: Book it. Especially if you need a romantic getaway or a relaxing break. The location gets you in the heart of everything, but if you want seclusion, the hotel is perfect for it. The service, location and the amenities are something every traveller will love. And tell them I sent you.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the gloriously chaotic, sun-drenched, and utterly unforgettable experience that was my week at Casa Catalina Real Aparthotel in Cartagena, Colombia. Be warned: this is not your perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is… well, this is me.
The Cartagena Calamity: A Week in Paradise (with a healthy dose of mild panic)
Day 1: Arrival & The "Oh. My. God, It's Hot!" Moment
- Morning (because apparently, mornings exist): Landed in Cartagena, feeling utterly smug about my perfectly planned itinerary (HAHAHA). The airport. That heat. I swear, I walked out of the air conditioning and immediately melted. Seriously, I think a small puddle of me formed on the tarmac. First impression? Sizzle.
- Transport: Taxi to Casa Catalina. The driver, bless his heart, clearly thought my Spanish was better than it was. I ended up gesturing frantically at my phone, pointing at the address, and hoping for the best. We made it! (Phew.)
- Afternoon: Checked into the hotel (finally!). Casa Catalina itself is gorgeous, a riot of bougainvillea and vibrant colours. The apartment? Ridiculously spacious, with a tiny balcony practically begging for a late night, romantic contemplation sessions; which I did every night! My initial thought was, "Alright, I could live here." Which, let's be real, is the hallmark of a good vacation spot. (Also: where the hell did my luggage even manage to get at this rate?)
- Immediate Reaction: Pure, unadulterated bliss. Followed swiftly by the realization that I had absolutely no idea where I was going to eat dinner. Panic level: Moderate.
- Evening: Wandered around the Getsemaní neighbourhood, which is an absolute feast for the eyes. Street art everywhere! Found a tiny, dimly lit "paladar" (family-run restaurant) and ate the most delicious arepas con huevo (fried corn cakes with egg) I've ever had in my life. Seriously, I think I could have eaten a dozen. My Spanish? Still terrible, but the waiter seemed to understand my very enthusiastic, "¡Delicioso!" Result: Success. (And a slight food coma.)
- Quirky Observation: I swear, every other person I saw was wearing a fedora. Is this a Cartagena thing? Did I miss the memo?
- Minor Category: The Balcony Chronicles The balcony became my sacred space. Morning coffee, sunset cocktails, late-night rant sessions about… well, everything. It was perfect.
Day 2: Lost in Translation (and in the Walls of the City)
- Morning: Attempted to order coffee in Spanish. Massive failure. Ended up with a lukewarm, watery cup of something that vaguely resembled coffee. Lesson learned: practice your Spanish BEFORE you arrive.
- Activity: A walking tour of the Walled City. Magical. Truly, utterly magical. The architecture, the colours, the sheer history of the place… it's almost overwhelming. Our tour guide, Juan, was amazing (even with my constant interruptions for photo ops). I mean, I’d have probably gotten lost if it weren’t for him.
- Midday: Got completely and utterly lost. Seriously. I wandered down a narrow cobblestone street, got turned around, and ended up… who knows where? It was beautiful, full of hidden courtyards and tiny shops, but my sense of direction is appalling. Embraced the chaos. (And flagged down a taxi.)
- Lunch: Found a tiny place, the same one on the first night, off the beaten path (again). Order another bunch of Arepas con Huevo. I have a problem, I know. Sue me.
- Afternoon: Battled my way through the sweltering heat and the endless streams of tourists for the chance to see the sunset from the city walls. It was a zoo, but the view? Worth it. Made a mental note to invest in a better pair of sunglasses for future expeditions.
- Evening: Found a rooftop bar with live music. The music was incredible (salsa!), the cocktails were potent, and I spent the night dancing and laughing with strangers. This, my friends, is the Cartagena I was hoping for.
- Emotional Reaction: Exhausted, exhilarated, and slightly tipsy. Pure, unadulterated joy.
- Minor Category: Sunscreen Struggles Ran out of sunscreen on day 2. This has, of course, lead to a moderate sunburn.
Day 3: Island Escape… And a Minor Meltdown
- Morning: Took a boat trip to Islas del Rosario. Sounds idyllic, right? Well, it was, until the boat broke down. For an hour. Stranded in the middle of the ocean. Dramatic? Maybe. But I was slightly panicked.
- Afternoon: Finally made it to the islands. Crystal-clear water, white sand beaches, and… a whole lot of tourists. But, I’ll admit, the swimming was fantastic. Snorkelling was amazing and very memorable.
- Major Meltdown (and I Mean Major): The boat trip back. Let's just say, the sea was a little rough, I had a very bad dose of sea sickness, and I spent most of the journey clinging to the side of the boat, trying not to lose my lunch (which I'd already eaten, mind you). I wanted to lay in a bed and cry.
- Evening: Recovered (mostly) at the hotel. Ordered a giant pizza. Best. Pizza. Ever. (And probably the only thing I could stomach.)
- Emotional Reaction: From bliss to borderline despair and back again. The rollercoaster of a travel day. I needed a beer, and many of them.
- Quirky Observation: There are people absolutely obsessed with being photographed on the beach. I mean, everywhere.
Day 4: The Walls of the City (Again) and a Lesson in Patience
- Morning: Decided to revisit the Walls of the City, this time on my own. Wanted a more peaceful experience. Success! Wandered at my own pace, soaking in the sights and taking a thousand photos (I couldn't help myself).
- Activity: Found a little gem of a café and took a long, lazy break with what has to be the best café I have tasted in the world; and got to writing.
- Afternoon: Headed back into the bustle of Cartagena. Dealt with a particularly persistent street vendor, finally, buying a hat. Lesson in patience learned.
- Evening: Decided to cook dinner in the apartment. Disaster. The stove was a mystery. I managed to burn the rice. Ordered takeout.
- Emotional Reaction: From calm to slightly flustered. The beauty of travel, eh?
- Minor Category: The Hat I looked ridiculous in the hat. I still wore it, though. It was just that much the part.
Day 5: Salsa Lessons & Street Food Adventures
- Morning: Finally took a salsa class! Learned to dance just to be able to embarrass myself in public and had a blast doing it. Felt so free!
- Midday: Explored the streets! I really started to understand the city, like being in a place by instinct.
- Afternoon: Hit up the street food stalls. Arepas, ceviche (delicious!), fresh fruit, and a weird, delicious drink the colour of sunshine that I couldn't pronounce. Food coma imminent.
- Evening: More dancing! And more drinks! And more laughter!
- Emotional Reaction: Elated. This is what it's all about.
- Quirky Observation: The people here just know how to live. It's infectious.
Day 6: The Getsemaní Goodbye and the Rum-Fueled Regret
- Morning: Explored Getsemaní in the morning. It was great and more relaxed!
- Midday: Went back to my favourite restaurant! The taste of the food and the atmosphere just hit the spot in the right place at the right time.
- Afternoon: Packing. Sigh. Also, slightly hungover. Possibly from the rum. (I don't remember.)
- Evening: One last sunset from the balcony. A pang of sadness. Definitely wishing I had booked a longer stay. More rum.
- Emotional Reaction: Bittersweet. Sad to leave, but already dreaming of a return.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: The Rum Ruminations.
- I think I drank way too much rum during this trip. Maybe I should have paced myself. Maybe I shouldn’t have kept ordering “one more” at every bar. Maybe I should have taken better
Casa Catalina: Cartagena's BEST Kept (Almost) Secret? Let's Unpack This!
Okay, spill the tea. Is Casa Catalina *really* as amazing as everyone says? Or is it Insta-hype?
What's the *vibe* like? Is it all stuffy luxury or can a regular person (like me!) feel comfortable?
Let's talk rooms! Are they as drool-worthy as the pictures suggest? And what’s the *best* room to snag?
What's the food like? Is it worth the hype, or should I stick to street food?
The Rooftop Pool: Worth the Hype? Because I’m picturing constant Instagrammers…!
