OMG! Luxury 1BR Oniru VI, Lagos – Your Dream Apartment Awaits!
OMG! Luxury 1BR Oniru VI, Lagos: Is This My Dream Apartment (Or Just a Really Fancy Hotel Room?) - A Brutally Honest Review
Okay, friends, buckle up. I've just emerged, blinking in the Lagos sun, from my stay at OMG! Luxury 1BR Oniru VI, Lagos – Your Dream Apartment Awaits! and I'm here to spill the tea. Look, the name alone is a lot. "Dream Apartment"? Bold claim, but let's see if it delivers. I'll be frank, I'm not one for sugarcoating, so expect some raw, unfiltered opinions, mixed with a healthy dose of rambling. Consider this your personal unpacking of the experience.
First Impressions (and My God, the Entrance!)
First off, the accessibility – it’s decent. There's an elevator (a must in Lagos, honestly), and the public areas seem relatively navigable for wheelchairs, though I didn't personally test it out. I did see a couple of ramps, which is already a win. They also claim to have facilities for disabled guests. Okay, starting well!
The "OMG!" factor hit me the moment I walked in. The lobby is… glitzy. Like, Vegas-glitzy. Think polished marble, chandeliers that probably cost more than my car, and a staff that, thankfully, didn't seem to judge my slightly rumpled travel attire. My dream apartment usually involves leftover pizza and a questionable Netflix queue. This was not that.
The Room: The Dream Apartment… Unpacked?
Let's get down to brass tacks: the 1-bedroom. It was… nice. Really, really nice. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? THANK GOD. After a Lagos day, those things are a gift from the gods. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check (and working, unlike some hotels…). And the internet, thank the heavens, had both Wi-Fi in the room and Internet [LAN]. Okay, I'm impressed.
There was a "laptop workspace" (which I used mostly for scrolling on Instagram, shamefully), and a "safe box" (perfect for stashing my passport and… well, not much else, let's be honest). The bathroom was equally swanky: a separate shower and a bathtub! Bathrobes, slippers – the whole shebang. They even had a scale, which I probably shouldn't have used after indulging in all the food I ate…
The Nitty-Gritty: Cleanliness, Safety, and My Obsession with Hand Sanitizer
Okay, COVID times. Let's not pretend this isn't on everyone's mind. The "Cleanliness and safety" section is extensive. They really mean business. I saw staff wiping down surfaces constantly, and the "Daily disinfection in common areas" looked genuinely thorough. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. The rooms are sanitized between stays, and there's a lot of "Professional-grade sanitizing services". You could practically eat off the floor (though I wouldn't recommend it, just in principle). They even have "Anti-viral cleaning products"! Honestly, I felt safe. They even have an "individually-wrapped food options".
The "Staff trained in safety protocol," is a big plus. Plus, the "doctor/nurse on call" and a "First aid kit," I mean, they are serious! They also have CCTV in common areas and outside property.
There was also a "Room sanitization opt-out available." I opted in, obviously.
Food, Glorious Food…and the Poolside Bar!
Okay, this is where things get interesting. First, the "restaurants" are multiple – A la carte, Buffet, “Asian cuisine in restaurant", and “Western cuisine in restaurant" are available.
I really appreciated the "Breakfast in room" option. I am not a morning person, so the thought of stumbling down to a restaurant at 7 am? Nope. The breakfast itself was pretty solid, though I would have loved a bit more spice! But they had options, including “Western breakfast" and “Asian breakfast.”
But the pièce de résistance? THE POOLSIDE BAR. The "Pool with view" is a view, just because I can. I spent a significant amount of time there, nursing cocktails and soaking up the Lagos sunshine. The "Happy hour" was definitely a plus, and they even had a "Snack bar" for when the munchies hit. They have "Poolside bar"!
Relaxation Station: Spa Day Gone Right…Almost
Okay, the Spa is where I REALLY lost myself. The "Spa/sauna," and "Steamroom", I mean, it was heavenly! I got a massage (bliss), a body scrub (felt like a brand new human), and even braved that "Foot bath" (surprisingly relaxing, don't judge!). They even have a "Fitness center" if you want to feel guilty about all that food.
The only (minor) letdown? The "Sauna" was a little… warm. Okay, very warm. I may have needed a moment of air outside. But seriously, still amazing.
Things to Do and Getting Around: The Lagos Logistics
Let's be real, Lagos is a city that needs a little planning. Thankfully, the hotel offers a "Car park [on-site]," "Taxi service," "Airport transfer," and even a "Valet parking".
The "Convenience store" came in handy for late-night snacks (because, you know, I'm a professional). The "Currency exchange" was a lifesaver.
Services and Conveniences: Perks and Quirks
They have a "Concierge", "Doorman", "Dry cleaning", "Ironing service", and "Laundry service". The "Room service [24-hour]" is great, especially when you’re battling jet lag at 3 am. They even had a "Gift/souvenir shop" for those last-minute presents I always forget to buy.
For the Kids…and My Inner Child
I didn’t have kids with me, but the place seemed pretty "Family/child friendly" with "Babysitting service" and "Kids meal."
The Downside (Because Let's Be Honest, Nothing is Perfect)
Okay, a few minor quibbles. The occasional noise from the street (but that's Lagos, baby). And, truthfully, the "lobby-glitz" can feel a little… much, after a while. It's not my style, but it's definitely memorable.
Final Verdict: Would I Return?
Absolutely. Despite my nitpicks, OMG! Luxury 1BR Oniru VI, Lagos delivers. It’s clean, comfortable, and crammed with amenities. The location is great (easy access to… well, everything, in Lagos terms). And the pool bar? Worth the price of admission alone.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary! We're hitting Lagos, baby, and it's gonna be less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly chaotic but incredibly fun" – just like life! Here's how I think it'll go, from the gilded cage of my lavish Oniru apartment (because, hey, gotta pretend I'm a baller, right?):
Lagos: A Love Letter to the Hustle (and Occasional Meltdown)
Day 1: Arrival & The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (for a while)
- Morning (Whenever I manage to drag myself out of bed): Land at Murtala Muhammed International Airport. The air hits you like a warm, humid hug (I think it's trying to suffocate me, but I'll call it a hug). Immigration? Let's just say my passport and I had a very intimate conversation with a particularly stern official. Bribery? Oh, no, of course not. Just… persuasive charm. (It may or may not have involved a well-placed smile and a whispered, "Thank you, sir.")
- An anecdote: I swear, on the way out, I saw a guy trying to pay a customs officer with a whole roasted chicken. Lagos, you are WILD.
- Early Afternoon: Taxi to my ridiculously fancy one-bedroom apartment at Oniru. Seriously, the place is practically a palace. Marble this, gold that, a freaking balcony overlooking… well, other buildings, but still! I'm picturing myself with a glass of chilled rosé, maybe even one of those little umbrellas in it, and feeling… overwhelmed. I've arrived in a new country, and the pressure is ON.
- The apartment is a masterpiece.
- Afternoon (Potentially a Nap-time): Honestly? I'm gonna unpack (eventually), collapse on that ridiculously comfortable bed, and probably order in. Food delivery apps are a GODSEND. I'm thinking Jollof rice (duh) and maybe some peppered goat meat. Maybe. I am very hungry.
- Evening: Okay, deep breaths. Time to actually do something. A walk to the beach? Maybe. I'm still trying to find my bearings, so probably not. My plan is to just sit in the apartment overlooking the city.
- Night: Binge-watching Netflix. Honestly, the best way to get over Jet Lag and maybe finally read some of the books I've been meaning to read….
Day 2: Lekki's Luxe Life & A Date with Disaster (Maybe)
- Morning: Alright, mission: Get out of the apartment. Aim: Head to Lekki. Maybe a coffee, or if I'm feeling adventurous, breakfast (which I probably won't eat- I am not a morning person).
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Explore Lekki: This is where the good stuff happens, right? I will check out some markets, maybe a gallery. I'm anticipating a beautiful day with sunshine and good vibes.
- Afternoon (The Potential Meltdown Hour): Driving in Lagos is an experience. Let’s just say I'm not the greatest driver in the world. I've heard the traffic is legendary. Hopefully, I won't accidentally cause a six-car pile-up. Maybe I'll hire a driver.
- Evening: Dinner at Freedom Park. I've heard it's a beautiful spot with live music.
- Quirky observation: I'm picturing myself, awkwardly trying to dance to Afrobeat, while simultaneously trying not to spill my drink. This should be fun.
Day 3: A Trip to the Island
- Morning: A boat trip to a beach. I'm not sure which one, but I am sure that I should find someone to come with me.
- Afternoon/Evening: Relaxation. Maybe some sun bathing.
Day 4: Markets and Souvenirs
- Morning: Visited the markets. It was so much fun.
- Afternoon/Evening: Relaxation. Maybe some souvenir shopping.
Day 5: Departure
- Morning: Wake up, pack, and head for the airport.
- Afternoon/Evening: The flight.
Okay, real talk? This is a loose guideline. Lagos doesn't play by anyone's rules. It's a vibrant, crazy, and overwhelming city, and that's part of the fun. There will be delays. There will be mishaps. There will probably be moments where I want to curl up in a ball. But there will definitely be incredible food, amazing people, and experiences I'll never forget. So, strap in, because this is gonna be a wild ride. And I can't wait.
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Okay, okay, lemme at it! What *IS* this "OMG! Luxury 1BR Oniru VI" thing, anyway? Sounds fancy... and probably expensive.
Alright, picture this: You’re dreaming of Lagos. Specifically, the *good* part. The Oniru/VI part, where the air smells faintly of money and ambition... and maybe also Jollof rice cooking from a nearby balcony. This, my friend, is where the "OMG! Luxury 1BR" comes in. It's a stylish, supposedly *luxury*, one-bedroom apartment, (emphasis on *supposedly* because, let's face it, "luxury" is a very subjective word, isn't it? My definition of luxury is a fully stocked fridge, and maybe, just maybe, a dishwasher – something Lagos apartments are OBSESSED with NOT having). It *claims* to be posh, located in a prime location. Think of it as your potential launching pad to Lagos living. Or... your temporary fortress against the madness.
Location, location, location! Where *exactly* is this supposed slice of paradise? And is "Oniru VI" just… a fancy way of saying "Right next to the traffic?"
Oniru, Victoria Island. Look, Lagos traffic is a beast. It’s a constant, thrumming, horn-honking, soul-crushing reality. Let's be honest. You'll likely find yourself stranded in it. But, Oniru is generally a *good* spot. It’s close to the action in VI – restaurants (hello, Nok by Alara! Worth the traffic, every darn time!), bars, shops, the whole shebang. You *might* actually be able to stumble home from a night out. Emphasis on *might*. Depends on your definition of stumbling and how much that extra shot of tequila really hit, it's just a short trip for the uber driver. Is it *perfect*? No. Is anything in Lagos perfect? NO! But it’s a pretty solid base of operations. Think of it like this: You're trading a bit of traffic for easy access to things like *actual electricity*. (fingers crossed, pray to the NEPA gods!).
"Luxury"... *really*? What does that *actually* entail? I'm expecting more than just a slightly nicer paint job. I've been burned before...
Okay, the "luxury" label… here's where we need to manage expectations. I once rented an apartment that advertised "luxury" and it turned out the "luxury" was a slightly less leaky roof than the one next door. Consider it a spectrum. This one *probably* has air conditioning (essential, unless you enjoy sweating through your sleep every night), a kitchen (again, essential), and maybe, just maybe, some decent appliances. Probably not a private jacuzzi. Not a personal chef. Perhaps not even a washing machine (Lagos apartments are allergic to washing machines, apparently). But, hopefully some nice touches, like maybe a balcony, a decent security system (because security is HUGE in Lagos), and sleek finishing. Read reviews! (trust me on this one!). Ask specific questions about the amenities. And, for the love of all that is holy, see pictures *before* you commit. And visit the place! Don't be a dummy.
Is it furnished? Because lugging all my stuff across Lagos sounds… well, like a personal hell.
Good question! This is a crucial one. Usually, these luxury apartments *are*. Usually. They tend to come furnished, which is a massive relief. Imagine! No need to buy a bed frame or a sofa. It’s generally quicker to settle in. But double-check. Specifically, ask: "Is it fully furnished including all kitchenware and linen?" If the answer is vague, run. Because that "furnished" could mean a bed, a table, and a lingering smell of the previous tenant. Then all you get is a headache and you start looking for places to buy your own furniture. Think big, and also think, what is my budget? Furnished is my best advice, unless you’re *very* adventurous (and have a lot of patience and time). Also, note: "furnished" doesn't always mean "tastefully furnished." Be prepared for some… *interesting* design choices. Maybe you'll need to bring a few essential decor items, to give it a bit of your own personality.
Let's talk money. How much are we *actually* talking about? I'm not made of money, you know...
Right, so the price. Brace yourself. Lagos is not cheap. Luxury is *not* cheap. Expect a hefty price tag. Consider monthly rent. Consider a security deposit (a big one, unfortunately). Also, factor in agency fees, legal fees, and the ever-present *danfo* fare to get around. This particular "OMG! Luxury" apartment… well, it depends. "Luxury" in Lagos is a flexible term, and prices can fluctuate wildly. The location, the size, the age, the amenities and the market all play a role. The best way to find out is to… ask. Call the agent, check the listing. Be prepared to negotiate, even if it feels awkward. This is Lagos; everything is negotiable. If you’re getting serious, you'll have to be serious upfront. But, before you even start looking, decide what budget suits you. If you are looking at apartments, and can't afford it, then... you can't afford it. No shame in it, believe me!
What about security? I’ve heard stories… and I’m a bit terrified.
Security is EVERYTHING in Lagos. It’s not just a nice-to-have; it’s a *necessity*. This apartment *should* have security, hopefully 24/7 security guards, secure gates, maybe even CCTV cameras. But, again, ask the right questions. What kind of security? Is it effective? Are the guards vigilant? Do they look like they know what they’re doing? (and aren't just napping on the job – which, I'm afraid, happens). Consider the neighborhood. Is it well-lit? Are there police patrols? Some areas are naturally safer than others. You want to feel safe when you're home, especially given the Lagos vibe. Sometimes, the "luxury" aspect is just a way to trick you. Be smart. Be cautious. Be prepared to invest in your own extra security measures if you feel it’s needed. I keep a very loud siren, and a big dog. Those are my recommendations.
Okay, fine. Assuming I'm sold (maybe…), what's the process? Can I just roll up with my suitcase and a wad of cash?
Hahaha! Oh, if only. No, you can’t just saunter in waving cash. Lagos, despite its chaos, has a *process*. Usually, you'll need to...
- Find the listing (duh!)
- Contact the agent / landlord.
- View the property (several times, if possible). Take someone with you, if possible.
- Negotiate the price (yes, haggle – it's expected).
- Prepare your deposit (getTrip Hotel HubLuxurious one bedroom apartment at Oniru VI Lagos Nigeria
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