Kolkata Luxury: Poolside Studio Paradise Awaits at Siddha Xanadu!
Kolkata Luxury: Siddha Xanadu – Does Paradise Actually Await? My Brutally Honest Review.
Okay, let's be real. "Luxury" and "Kolkata" sometimes feel like oil and water. I'm not gonna pull any punches here. I just got back from a stay at Siddha Xanadu, the supposedly "Poolside Studio Paradise" they tout. And, well, let's just say my expectations were…thoroughly tested. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Arrival & Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and Ugh.
Getting to Siddha Xanadu was… an adventure. Kolkata traffic is legendary. So, the fact that they offer airport transfer (a HUGE plus, by the way, especially after navigating that chaotic airport) was a godsend. But, they definitely could do with some better signage. Found myself saying, "are we there yet?" more times than I care to admit.
Accessibility? This is where I need to seriously praise them. Yes, wheelchair accessible they claim to be, AND they actually follow through. The elevators worked, and the room was surprisingly spacious. This made me happy initially, as this accessibility factor is a must in family/child friendly hotels. Big points here, Siddha Xanadu.
Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private]: Both are possible, that is, if you can get a hold of the staff. They are friendly, but the pace of operations can sometimes leave you waiting.
Interior Chaos and Hidden Treasures: Rooms and Amenities
The studio itself? Okay, let's be real: it's a studio. Don't expect a sprawling villa. But the space was well-utilized. Air conditioning was blasting, a necessity in Kolkata’s heat. The bed and pillows were comfortable; the blackout curtains were a lifesaver! Free Wi-Fi worked like a charm (thank the heavens!), even in the room, which is a blessing when needing to work or stream.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: All these amenities are available in the mentioned room, which is good and as expected.
But the bathroom… It was…serviceable. Functional. The toiletries were the generic kind. Bathtub to soak your worries, but water pressure might not be to your liking. My advice? Don't go expecting a spa day in there.
Food, Glorious Food…Or Not?
Okay, the dining experience was a mixed bag. Let’s start with the positives: Breakfast [buffet] was…well-stocked. You had your usual suspects: Asian breakfast options (parathas, etc.), Western breakfast fare (eggs, toast). The coffee? Drinkable. Not the best I’ve had, but it did the job. They have restaurants and a Poolside bar too, but I didn't particularly enjoy visiting them, as the food quality isn't so great.
They have a room service [24-hour], which is fantastic! I’m a sucker for a midnight snack.
And now for the "could be better" part. The vegetarian restaurant seems to deliver, but on the other hand there is limited desserts in restaurant, and what they do have tastes below average.
Ways to Relax: Poolside Paradise…Maybe?
(Emphasis on the maybe, folks!) The swimming pool [outdoor] is the heart of the Xanadu experience. They have a pool with view and it's stunning. You can see the city skyline, which is a nice touch. The water was clean, and the pool itself was massive. I spent an afternoon just lounging, getting some much-needed sun, and pretending I was on a tropical island. The poolside bar added to the vibe.
Spa? Yes, they claim a Spa, with a Sauna, Steamroom, body this and that… I booked a massage, which was… adequate. The therapist was pleasant, but it lacked that wow factor. The whole spa area felt a bit…under-utilized.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Proofing
Okay, this is where Siddha Xanadu shines. They take Cleanliness and safety seriously. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff was masked up. My room was definitely sanitized between stays. The food services were good and gave a sense of assurance. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was noticeable. Daily disinfection in common areas was also noticed, which makes the guest feel safe. They seemed to be following all the government's safety norms.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras
Concierge: Always helpful. Front desk [24-hour]: A must-have. Daily housekeeping: Keeps everything tidy. Laundry service and dry cleaning: Convenient. Business facilities are also present in the hotel.
Things to Do & For the Kids
I saw a kids meal available. Family/child friendly is true. They have a Babysitting service.
The Quirks & The Unfiltered Truth
So, here's the deal. Siddha Xanadu is a good option, especially with its kid-friendly and accessibility features. It's not perfect. The food can be inconsistent, the spa is fine, but nothing special. But the pool? That's the real draw. It's a haven in the Kolkata chaos.
Emotional Reactions:
My initial reaction was one of slight disappointment, but it soon went away. I realized the beauty of the pool. Seeing the staff's dedication was also nice.
The Verdict:
Would I return? Maybe. If I'm looking for a relaxing pool day and a comfortable stay, with the added convenience of solid accessibility and cleanliness, then absolutely. But I wouldn't go expecting the Ritz. Siddha Xanadu offers a unique product and provides a great experience for what it offers.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Kolkata adventure, Cozy Studio Apartment With Pool@Siddha Xanadu edition. Forget pristine itineraries, we're going full-blown, chaotic-yet-charming travel log.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Food Hunt (aka "Why Did I Pack So Many Western Clothes?")
- Morning (ish): Landed in Kolkata. "Oh, hello humidity. Let's be friends," I mumbled, instantly regretting my jeans. Immigration? Smooth sailing. Luggage? Almost lost. I’m pretty sure it took a detour to, like, the Himalayas first. Found my ride to Xanadu – pre-booked, thank god. The driver, a lovely chap named… let's call him "Rajesh", immediately started telling me about the best mishti doi in the city. My taste buds are already doing a happy dance.
- Afternoon: Sweet, sweet Xanadu. The studio apartment? Actually, pretty darned cozy. The pool? Tempting, but I'm a commitment-phobe when it comes to sunbathing. The initial charm of the apartment slowly faded as I discover that I somehow "forgot" to pack enough underwear. The reality of travel is a never-ending comedy show.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: NOW, it was time for the REAL adventure: food! Rajesh, my trusty sidekick of deliciousness whispers, took me to a street food haven. I was utterly overwhelmed. The smells! The colors! The crowds! Ate phuchka (gol gappe) until my cheeks hurt, and then had spicy-sweet jalebis while practically having an existential crisis about how delicious everything was. My stomach, in particular, was experiencing what can be described as "absolute bliss".
- Evening (aka "The Staring Game"): Dinner at a local restaurant. The food was divine (paneer butter masala), and I may have accidentally stared at a particularly well-dressed woman. Or maybe she was staring at me? The cultural exchange was a bit, shall we say, "intense" at times. I'm fairly certain the restaurant staff thought I was utterly insane.
Day 2: Culture Shock & The Curse of the Rickshaw (plus, more food)
- Morning (aka "Sleep Is My Enemy"): Woke up wired from the sheer sensory overload of Kolkata. The sounds of the city seeped through the thin walls of my apartment. The apartment does not provide sufficient soundproofing. Honestly, I considered duct-taping earplugs to my head just to get some relief.
- Late Morning: Took a leisurely walk to a nearby coffee shop. It's a fancy Western-style cafe and I was so happy. I ordered an overpriced latte and tried to look cultured. My plan to write a blog post about the "essence of Kolkata" crashed and burned as I spent most of my time dodging speeding traffic and trying not to make eye contact with cows.
- Afternoon: Attempted a rickshaw ride. This was, without a doubt, the most terrifying, exhilarating, and potentially life-threatening experience of my life. The driver, a wiry man with eyes that could pierce steel, pedaled through traffic like a caffeinated ninja. We dodged buses, scooters, and stray dogs, all while I clutched the sides of the rickshaw like a terrified koala. I'm pretty sure I lost ten years of my life in those fifteen minutes.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (aka "Food Coma Round Two"): Back to the food hunt! Found a hidden gem of a restaurant serving the most incredible biryani. The flavors exploded in my mouth. The aroma was like a symphony of spices and my heart was full of joy. Ate so much I could barely move.
Day 3: The Victoria Memorial (plus, the never-ending quest for the perfect tea)
- Morning: Decided to be a "cultured tourist" (sort of). Visited the Victoria Memorial. Pretty impressive, but it just felt wrong seeing a grand monument on colonial rule.
- Late Morning/Afternoon (aka "Tea Time Trials"): The quest for the perfect cup of Kolkata tea was on. My mission? To explore the endless possibilities of tea. First attempt. Awful. Second attempt. Slightly better. Third attempt… almost there!
- Afternoon: Wandered the streets around the New Market. The chaos was amazing. Bargained for some souvenirs. Realized I am not a good negotiator. I probably overpaid for everything, but at least I got to experience the joy of the market and the people in it.
- Evening: Had dinner at a slightly upscale restaurant. Attempted to use chopsticks. Made a mess.
Day 4: Pool Day and a Mid-Trip Crisis (plus, the lingering question of laundry)
- Morning: Finally, a moment of relaxation. The pool! It was cold, but refreshing after the heat of the city. The sun! It felt good to soak up the rays.
- Afternoon: The mid-trip crisis hit. Suddenly, I had packed all this stuff but wanted nothing. Maybe I didn't want to be anywhere. Contemplated if I'd accidentally wandered into someone else's life. Realized I needed to do laundry, but the apartment didn't have a washing machine. The struggle is real.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Decided to embrace the chaos. I took a deep breath and decided to be a tourist again. Found a small cafe and it was so charming.
- Evening: More food! Is there any other way to end a day.
Day 5 +: Kolkata, I Love You (warts and all)
- This is where it gets hazy because, let's be honest, every day started and ended with a blur of delicious food, unexpected encounters, and a growing fondness for this crazy, beautiful city.
- I took a day trip. The memories are so blurry now.
- I got lost. Numerous times.
- I laughed until my stomach hurt.
- I learned to love the chaos.
- And, somehow, I managed to survive (and thrive).
Final Thoughts:
Kolkata is not a city to be tamed. It's a whirlwind of sensations, a delicious assault on the senses. It's loud, it's chaotic, it's frustrating, and it's absolutely, utterly, unforgettable. My Cozy Studio Apartment became my sanctuary, a place to recharge before diving back into the glorious mess of the city. I left with a full belly, a lighter wallet (thanks to those rickshaw rides), and a heart brimming with memories. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just gotta pack more underwear next time. And maybe learn to bargain. And definitely find a washing machine. Oh yeah.
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Okay, so, "Kolkata Luxury"... *is* it actually luxurious at Siddha Xanadu? Because I've seen "luxury" before, and let's just say, 'meh'.
The pool is the main selling point, I get it. But *is* it actually swimmable or is it just a pretty picture on a brochure? Because I swear, some pools are just for show.
What's the deal with the studios themselves? Are they cramped? Do they actually look like the pictures? (Please tell me they do!)
What about the amenities? Gym? Parking? What's the reality vs. the brochure promise?
Alright, let's talk location. How's the neighborhood? Lots of traffic? Easy to get around? Is it actually "paradise"?
So, final verdict: Would you recommend it? Is it worth the price? Be brutally honest!
