Pattaya's BEST Condo? The Base's SHOCKING Secret Revealed!
Pattaya's BEST Condo? The Base's SHOCKING Secret Revealed! (And It's Not What You Think!) – Honest Review & Booking Offer
Alright, listen up, sun-seekers, beach bums, and anyone who's ever dreamed of ditching the dreary and diving headfirst into island life! I'm here to spill the tea, the mango smoothies, and the… well, everything about The Base Pattaya. Is this the condo paradise everyone raves about? The best in Pattaya? Truthfully – and that's my guiding star here – it's complicated. Really complicated.
Let me preface this by saying I've been to Pattaya. I’ve seen things. I’ve endured… experiences. And I'm pretty sure I’ve eaten something I shouldn’t have. So, trust me when I say I'm armed with the jaded wisdom of a seasoned traveler, and I'm about to break down The Base, warts and all.
Accessibility: Getting There & Getting Around - Not Perfect, But Okay
Okay, first things first. Accessibility. Getting to The Base is pretty straightforward. Taxis (though be prepared to haggle!), Grab, and the airport transfer options are plentiful. Car Park [On-site] is a definite plus – saved me a ton of stress. They also have Car park [free of charge], but I didn't use it. Inside The Base, things are… mixed. Elevator is key, obviously. But the overall layout isn't designed with absolute wheelchair accessibility in mind, though there are Facilities for disabled guests. Navigating can be a bit of an adventure if you need full-on accessibility. Still, not the worst I've seen.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Hmm. This is where things get a bit… murky. I’m pretty sure the options are limited. If the restaurants on-site have accessible areas, it's not immediately obvious. I’ll be honest; I was too busy eyeing the beach to notice. But this is something to investigate if accessibility is your priority.
Internet, Glorious Internet (Mostly)
Let's talk about the modern necessities. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And it actually works. Internet access – wireless everywhere I went. Praise the digital gods. Internet access – LAN is also available, which is amazing if you're one of those hardcore gamers (or just have a lot of work to do). Internet services were generally excellent, and I had no issues streaming, video calling, or whatever else I threw at it. They really, really get this one right.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Covid Factor
Okay, buckle up. This is a big one, especially post-pandemic. Seeing as Covid is still a thing, Hygiene certification is important and that really matters. The Base clearly takes this seriously. I saw Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff are wearing masks, and all the mandatory cleaning protocols were visible, which is reassuring. The Room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch. Definitely gives you feel less guilty about not washing things and that the rooms felt clean, and the Rooms sanitized between stays. I didn't get to see, but they have Anti-viral cleaning products, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and Sterilizing equipment. My room itself felt spotless.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Maybe)
Alright, food! This is where I went from "hmm, okay" to "oooh, this is interesting." Restaurants, plural! I mean, come on. A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant (thank heavens!), and the obligatory Western cuisine in restaurant. They also have Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service, with Breakfast in room option if you're feeling lazy. Now, the quality varies. Some dishes were divine, others… less so. The Happy hour was definitely a highlight, and the Poolside bar is an absolute must. I can't lie. Their cocktails were excellent. I even tried the Desserts in restaurant - and I have to say, they were pretty good too. Coffee/tea in restaurant was a staple, and they had a Coffee shop. A Snack bar is also available. I feel like they have really tried to make their dining experience as good as possible.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Here's where The Base shines. Concierge service? Spot on. Daily housekeeping? My room was spotless. Dry cleaning and Laundry service? Lifesavers. Currency exchange? Convenient. Cash withdrawal? Essential. They've really thought of everything. They also have Facilities for disabled guests. Luggage storage is handy, and the Safety deposit boxes are totally necessary.
For the Kids (And the Kid in You)
Family/child friendly is a massive YES. They have Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and Kids meal. My kids were thrilled!
Access:
- CCTV in common areas gives you peace of mind.
- Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private] are great.
- Front desk [24-hour] and Security [24-hour] are important.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Paradise Promises
This is where The Base really comes into its own. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, but the Pool with view is the REAL star. Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it. Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom? Yes, please! Foot bath and Massage? Absolutely. They also have a Fitness center. There are also options for Body scrub and Body wrap. My advice? Dive in. Spoil yourself. It's what vacations are for.
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning in all the public areas
- Additional toilet
- Air conditioning
- Alarm clock
- Bathrobes
- Bathroom phone
- Bathtub
- Blackout curtains
- Carpeting
- Closet
- Coffee/tea maker
- Complimentary tea
- Daily housekeeping
- Desk
- Extra long bed
- Free bottled water
- Hair dryer
- High floor
- In-room safe box
- Interconnecting room(s) available
- Internet access – LAN
- Internet access – wireless
- Ironing facilities
- Laptop workspace
- Linens
- Mini bar
- Mirror
- Non-smoking
- On-demand movies
- Private bathroom
- Reading light
- Refrigerator
- Safety/security feature
- Satellite/cable channels
- Scale
- Seating area
- Separate shower/bathtub
- Shower
- Slippers
- Smoke detector
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Soundproofing
- Telephone
- Toiletries
- Towels
- Umbrella
- Visual alarm
- Wake-up service
- Wi-Fi [free]
- Window that opens
The SHOCKING Secret Revealed! (And It's Not All Roses)
So, what's the real scoop on The Base? Here it is: the "shocking" secret isn't some hidden flaw. It's the fact that it's almost perfect. Seriously. They try so hard to be everything to everyone that they spread themselves a little thin. Not a bad thing, exactly. Just… a thing.
The imperfections? The restaurant food quality variance, the accessibility that could be improved, the occasional minor service hiccups. But honestly? They're small potatoes. The positives – the location, the views, the amenities, the cleanliness, the internet – massively outweigh them.
My Verdict: If you are looking for a luxurious place to stay in Pattaya, The Base Pattaya will give you a very good experience. Everything you need in a condo is provided.
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Escape to Paradise: Thanh Tan Hot Springs' Unforgettable Hue Retreat
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is the "I-Tried-To-Be-Organized-But-Life-Happened-In-Pattaya" itinerary for a stay at The Base Condominiums. Expect less "precision" and more "winging it." Let's do this.
Day 1: Arrival & The "OMG-It's-Hot" Reality
- 14:00 - Arrival & Check-in (The Base, obviously). Stepping out of the taxi… BAM. That humid, sticky heat hits you like a brick of sunshine. Seriously, I swear my sunglasses fogged up instantly. The lobby is slick, a little too pristine for my liking. I'm immediately suspicious of how clean everything is. Where are the stray cats? (Spoiler alert: They found me eventually). The actual check-in process? Painless. Thank the travel gods. Quick peek at the apartment. Not bad. A little generic, but the view… oh, the view. Palm trees, the ocean… alright, Pattaya, you've got my attention. For now.
- 15:00 - Pool Reconnaissance & Near-Disaster. Straight to the pool. Gotta get my bearings, right? The infinity pool at The Base is stunning. Instagram-worthy, for sure. I'm feeling confident, strutting towards the water. "Oh, yeah, I'm a pool pro!" I think. My foot slips on the wet tile, and for a terrifying moment, I'm pretty sure I'm going to belly-flop into the deep end. Saved by the grace of the Thai sun god (and a conveniently placed pool chair). Lesson learned: Flip-flops are your friend.
- 16:00 - The 7-Eleven Debacle & Snack Acquisition. Okay, I need sustenance. And beer. Stat. The 7-Eleven downstairs is my new best friend. I emerge, slightly overwhelmed, clutching a bag of who-knows-what-flavor chips, a Chang beer (essential), and a questionable-looking "sandwich." This is the beginning of my culinary downfall, I can feel it.
- 17:00 - Sunset Sesh & Existential Dread. Back to the apartment/condo to settle in… The sun starts to dip, painting the sky in glorious, over-the-top colours. I crack open the Chang, the beer is cool, the view is awesome.. this is the life. But then… the existential dread hits. I am alone. In a foreign country. What if I can't speak the language? What if I get lost? What if the suspicious sandwich gives me food poisoning? Nah, I'm good, I think, as I sip my Chang.
- 19:00 - Dinner Round One (Failed). Tried to find a "local" restaurant recommended online. Got hopelessly lost, ended up in a karaoke bar that looked a bit sketchy. (And I swear, I saw a woman in a sequined jumpsuit singing 'Livin' on a Prayer' with a ferocity I couldn't match.) Aborted mission. Panic level rising.
- 20:30 - Dinner Round Two (Success!). Found a Thai restaurant near the condo. Simple, delicious Pad Thai, a little spicy, but good. Feeling much better, almost human again.
- 22:00 - Bedtime Routine (ish). Stumbled back to the condo. Exhausted, full of delicious noodles. Debated the merits of watching a cheesy rom-com on the condo's flat-screen TV. Decided to sleep instead. The humidity, the long day, the near-death experience in the pool… all of it brought me to the point where I just wanted to be in bed.
Day 2: Beach Bummin' & Bar-Hopping (Probably)
- 09:00 - Wake Up & Curse the Sun. The sun, it burns, it always burns. I wake up feeling slightly dehydrated and regretting all my life choices, especially the Chang beer last night. Face first into a giant smoothie.
- 10:00 - Jomtien Beach Attempt. Let's go to Jomtien Beach! The beach is nice, the water is warm, and there are plenty of sunbeds. It is just a slightly crowded, and I have to navigate around the people trying to sell me things.
- 13:00 - Lunch and Regret (again). Found a beachfront restaurant. Ordered something that looked safe (fried rice), but the fish was… questionable. This is the moment I question my entire decision-making process.
- 15:00 - Back to the Pool. The real purpose of my stay. I need less sun and more cool water.
- 16:00 - The most AMAZING Thai massage. The masseuse, a tiny woman with hands of steel, worked out every knot I didn't know I had. This was a religious experience. I emerged feeling like a new human being, floating on a cloud of lemongrass oil.
- 18:00 - Pre-Dinner drinks with a view.
- 19:30 - Dinner at a restaurant with live music (hopefully less sketchy than the karaoke disaster).
Day 3: Adventures and Regrets (The Sequel)
- 09:00 - Breakfast with a view. Waking up at The Base is a blessing.
- 10:30 - The Coral Island Fiasco (and the Seasickness Surprise). Booked a day trip to Coral Island. Looked gorgeous in the brochures. The speedboat ride? Not so gorgeous. Waves! Bouncing! Seasickness! The boat driver found my discomfort funny. The island itself was… okay. The sand was white, the water was blue… oh no, I'm still seasick.
- 14:00 - Back to the Condos, and the Pool. I needed a break… a very long break.
- 16:00 - Sunset, beer, and planning for a relaxing night.
- 19:00 - Dinner (maybe at the night market? Food-poisoning risk level: HIGH).
- 21:00 - Pad Thai. Pad Thai is the only safe bet.
Day 4: Departure (and a tiny bit of sadness)
- 09:00 - Goodbye to the pool. Last swim. I'm going to miss this view.
- 10:00 - Packing.
- 11:00 - Check out.
- 12:00 - Goodbye Pattaya. (and your questionable food) You were… something.
This is just a rough outline. The actual experience will be far messier, more spontaneous, and probably involve more questionable food choices and near-death poolside experiences. Embrace the chaos. That's where the fun is. And the Chang beer. Don't forget the Chang beer.
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