Escape to Paradise: La Casona's Rural Charm in Llanes, Spain
Escape to Paradise: La Casona's Rural Charm in Llanes - A Review That Actually Feels Real (and Maybe a Little Crazy)
Okay, let's be honest, wading through hotel reviews can feel like a chore. They're often polished to death, full of generic praise, and leave you wondering if the reviewer actually stayed there, or just cribbed from the brochure. Well, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe a little sangria) on La Casona in Llanes, Spain. This isn't just a review; it's a journey. A chaotic, possibly-over-enthusiastic journey.
First impression? BAM! Accessibility. And I mean, they get it. The website is clear, the layout makes sense, and the whole place is designed to make you feel welcome, regardless of your mobility. They've clearly thought about things, which is a huge win right off the bat. We're off to a good start.
Getting Settled In:
Once you're in the door, prepare for a bit of sensory overload… in a good way! Every nook and cranny of the place oozes charm. The rooms? Stunning. They've got everything: Air conditioning, which, trust me, is a lifesaver in August; a seriously comfortable bed (hello, extra-long bed! My legs are eternally grateful!); and, crucially, free Wi-Fi (and fast, which deserves a medal). Oh, and bathrobes! I'm a sucker for a good bathrobe, and La Casona delivered. There's even a refrigerator to keep your wine cold. The devil is in the detail, and La Casona is a master of the little things - they even have complimentary tea and free bottled water. You’re immediately at ease. Ah, bliss.
I also have to shout out the blackout curtains. Seriously, they saved my sanity. I’m a terrible sleeper, so these were a godsend.
But wait, there's more! The room had an In-room safe box, Satellite/cable channels, and on-demand movies. The linens were divine, the towels were fluffy, and the slippers? Don’t get me started – I practically lived in them. They also have a dedicated laptop workspace - perfect for working and a window that opens to allow fresh air.
Eating, Drinking, and General Merriment:
Now, the food. Listen, I'm a foodie. I love eating. And La Casona's restaurants and bars… glorious. They offer so much you won't know where to start. Breakfast alone is an experience. The buffet is a feast for the eyes. But even better, you have a choice: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, or grab something from the a la carte menu in the restaurant if you want something different. They have a coffee shop offering all sorts of coffees, and you can enjoy your meal with a bottle of water. The poolside bar is also great for drinks.
And the Asian cuisine in the restaurant? Honestly, it was a total surprise, but absolutely delicious. I ordered the Pad Thai, and it was better than what I get in my local Thai place. Seriously.
The Spa: My Personal Heaven (And Why I Nearly Missed My Dinner)
Okay, confession time. I'm a total spa junkie. It's my happy place. And the La Casona spa? Oh. My. God.
I booked myself in for a body scrub and a massage. And let me tell you, it was transformative. The spa itself is stunning. The pool with a view is just… chef's kiss. I spent a solid hour just staring at it, contemplating the meaning of life (or maybe just wondering if I could sneak another mimosa).
The sauna was hot, the steam room was steamy, and the whole experience was just pure, unadulterated bliss. I actually almost missed my dinner reservation, because I got so lost in the relaxation. Worth it. Absolutely worth it.
Wellness & Recreation
Forget the stress. The Fitness center is perfect for anyone keen to stay in shape, and they have a gym/fitness area too. You can enjoy the swimming pool or take it up a notch with the Pool with view.
Cleanliness and Safety (aka, Did I Survive the Pandemic?)
Look, we're all a bit weirded out by everything going on the world right now. But La Casona takes hygiene seriously. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Room sanitization between stays. They even allow you to opt-out of room sanitization. The staff is Staff trained in safety protocol. And the Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. You’ll feel safe and sound. I can tell you I’d feel comfortable bringing my grandmother here.
The Little Things That Really Make the Difference:
- Internet Access: Okay, again this is important: they have Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and other Internet services, like Internet [LAN], and Wi-Fi in public areas - can't forget those.
- Services and Conveniences: The Concierge was lovely. The Daily Housekeeping kept everything spotless. I also need to shout out the Doorman and the Elevator - made life so much easier, especially after a particularly long day of spa-ing (see above).
- For the Kids: This place is also super Family/child friendly, with the option of Babysitting service and Kids facilities.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: Also the Coffee/tea in restaurant, Poolside bar, and the Snack bar
- Getting Around: Car park [free of charge]
- Accessibility They’re also really good with guests with disabilities, considering facilities for them.
Now, the Slightly Messy Bits (Because Life Is Messy)
Okay, nothing is perfect, right? There were a couple of minor things:
- The Gym/fitness equipment was a bit basic, but hey, you’re in Spain – go for a walk!
- The Breakfast takeaway service didn’t always work perfectly, but the staff was always quick to help solve the problem.
There were also some smoking areas
The Verdict: Book It. Seriously.
La Casona is not just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a place where you can truly escape, recharge, and reconnect with yourself (and maybe have a few too many glasses of wine). It's got the perfect blend of luxury and laid-back charm. It's the perfect proposal spot if you were planning on getting engaged!
Final ramblings: I still think about that massage. I still crave that Pad Thai. I still feel a little surge of happiness when I remember the spa. I give La Casona a solid 9.5/10. And yes, I'd go back in a heartbeat.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram highlight reel. This is real life, Llanes edition, and it’s gonna be… well, it’s gonna be something. My attempt at a travel itinerary for La Casona Encanto Rural, Spain, is about to get real, real fast. Prepare for the beautiful chaos.
LA CASONA ENCANTO RURAL: A MESSY, LOVING ITINERARY
Prologue: The Arrival (and the existential dread)
- Day 0: Arrived the night before and that was rough. The flight felt like it lasted a decade, and then when I finally got to La Casona, I felt like I walked into a warm hug. The air was crisp, and the stars were brighter than any I'd seen. Took a deep breath and thought "Oh, this is gonna be good."
Day 1: Orientation, Overwhelm, and Chocolate Cake
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. Or, more accurately, try to wake up. The sheep outside were having a particularly passionate conversation this morning – so much for uninterrupted sleep. I swear, they understand the meaning of "loudest" in the dictionary. Drag myself out of bed, finally dressed, and then the real battle begun: the bathroom. No hot water! (Cue minor internal meltdown.) Ah, that's part of the charm, right? Rural. Okay, let's get charming.
- 9:30 AM: Breakfast at La Casona. The description of the breakfast online didn't do it justice! The breakfast bread was still warm, the coffee was dark and strong (just as I'd hoped), and the jam… oh, the jam! I could have eaten the entire jar of strawberry jam in one sitting. It was a moment of pure, unadulterated joy. Briefly considered running off into the hills, armed only with bread, jam, and a spoon. (Note to self: buy more jam.)
- 10:30 AM: Wander around La Casona and surrounding yard. The walls are old, that's true, but well maintained. It felt like stepping into a storybook, but one that wasn't afraid to get a little dirty. The flowers are perfect.
- 11:30 AM: Venturing into the town of Llanes. The drive…oh boy. The roads are so narrow, and I am not a good driver. I also forgot what side is the driver's side in a foreign country. Prayed to the car gods that the car would survive. We did survive!
- 12:30 PM: Found lunch. The best chocolate cake I have ever tasted. The staff were so lovely to us, and the views were beautiful. I actually cried, it was so good!
- 2:00 PM: Siesta time. Or, at least, the attempt at siesta time. It worked for about 10 minutes, until an ant decided my face was prime real estate.
- 4:00 PM: Strolled around the harbor. The ocean waves are beautiful
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I'm full of food and love.
Day 2: Beach Bliss, Sea Woes, and Trying Not to Drown
- 9:00 AM: More breakfast, fighting the urge to just skip the whole day and eat jam. (Resist, resist!)
- 10:00 AM: Beach day! Playa de Poo. Gorgeous. Picturesque. And freezing. Seriously, the water was so cold, my teeth chattered. I braved the waves… briefly. Then just sat on the sand watching other brave souls.
- 12:00 AM: Explored caves… that was the highlight!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch, I got some food and I am still dreaming of that coffee cake.
- 2.00PM: Explore the town again. Found a lovely gift shop.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner… and more red win. What is life?
Day 3: Picos de Europa, Panoramic Panic, and Cheese Dreams
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Jam: consumed.
- 9:30 AM: Trip to the mountains. The views are spectacular!
- 10:30 AM: The mountain roads are terrifying!
- 12:00 PM: cheese!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the hotel!
Epilogue: The Farewell (and the lingering scent of jam)
- Day 4: Departure. I don't want to leave!
Impression: La Casona Encanto Rural is not a flawless experience. It’s not always perfect. There are quirks and imperfections. But that’s exactly what makes it so enchanting. It's a place to breathe. It's a place to laugh. And it's a place to eat copious amounts of jam. Book it, and go! You won’t regret it. Just maybe pack extra underwear… and another jar of jam, in case.
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Escape to Paradise: La Casona - Llanes FAQ (With My Ramblings)
So, La Casona... Is it *actually* "paradise"? Because, honestly, that word gets thrown around a LOT.
Okay, confession time. I'm a cynic. "Paradise" usually means overpriced cocktails and Instagram filters. BUT... La Casona in Llanes? It gets *close*. Really close. Picture this: rolling green hills, the smell of freshly cut grass (and maybe a hint of manure – hey, it's rural!), and a building that actually *feels* old, not just Instagram-old. We went in October – a *fantastic* choice, by the way. Less crowded, and the autumn colors? Unreal. Got a tiny bit of rain one day, actually... which just added to the idyllic cozy vibe. So, paradise? Maybe not the *literal* Garden of Eden. But definitely a seriously good escape. Let's just say my blood pressure dropped about 20 points within an hour of arriving. And that's a win in my book.
What's the vibe like there? Is it all stuffy and formal? Or can you actually relax?
Relax. That's the *vibe*. Seriously. There's no pretense. No forced smiles. The owners, a lovely couple, are genuinely welcoming. They’re not hovering, but they’re around if you need anything. I’m notoriously awkward in "fancy" places. I once spilled red wine down a white tablecloth at a Michelin-starred restaurant and nearly died of embarrassment. This place? Pure relief. You can stroll around in your hiking boots (which I highly recommend!) or relax in the common areas with a book. Feel free to lounge around, which is EXACTLY what I did. I even wore the same pair of comfy trousers for three days straight. (Don't judge!) It was bliss.
Are the rooms nice? And are there ANY downsides? Come on, spill the beans!
The rooms are charming. Think exposed beams, comfortable beds, and a general sense of…peace. Our room, which I think was the "Amanecer" room (I could be wrong, my memory's about as reliable as a goldfish), had a lovely view of the hills. The bathroom was clean and functional, thankfully. And… downsides? Okay, okay, I'll be honest.
The soundproofing could be a *little* better. We could sometimes hear the gentle rumble of the tractor from the nearby farm (which, honestly, kind of added to the charm, but maybe I'm weird). Also, the Wi-Fi was a bit patchy in our room. But honestly, who needs Wi-Fi when you're surrounded by that view? Seriously, I needed a digital detox and this place helped me with it. The worst part was probably having to *leave*. I could have easily stayed a week... maybe even a month.
Food! Tell me about the food! Is it all bland tourist fare?
Absolutely *not* bland tourist fare! The breakfast was amazing. Freshly baked bread, local cheeses, amazing jam...they even had homemade cakes! Honestly, I think I gained five pounds just from the breakfast buffet alone. They also offer dinners – which you *must* try. It’s traditional Asturian cuisine, cooked with love and local ingredients. We had fabada (the bean stew) one night, which was hearty and delicious, but it was the chorizo the next day that got me. To die for. I'm still daydreaming about it. I ate so much that I felt quite proud and fat afterwards.
What is there to DO in Llanes and the surrounding area? Besides, you know, eating all the food.
Oh, there's plenty to do! Llanes itself is a charming coastal town with a beautiful harbor. The beaches are stunning. Spend an entire day on the beach! We did a sunset stroll one evening, and it was magical. You can hike in the Picos de Europa National Park (absolutely breathtaking – pack good shoes!), visit the Bufones de Pría (natural blowholes that噴泉 through the cliffs), or just wander around the local markets and soak up the atmosphere. There are also plenty of opportunities for watersports, but honestly, I was more interested in doing absolutely nothing. Except, maybe, reading.
Pro tip: Take a drive along the coastal road. The views are *insane*. And the little villages dotted along the way…well, they're postcard-perfect.
Is it family-friendly? I'm traveling with kids and am always terrified of ruining someone's 'perfect' vacation.
Yes, mostly. I didn't have kids with me, but the place seemed welcoming to families. However, it's not a "kiddie resort" with a swimming pool and a kids' club. It's a quiet, relaxed place geared towards rest and relaxation. Personally, I'd be slightly perturbed if kids were running around *too* much (because, let's be honest, I'm there to escape to a bit of peace and quiet!). But the peaceful atmosphere is great for unwinding, and I did see some families enjoying themselves. If your kids are reasonably well-behaved and enjoy being outdoors, then La Casona could be a great choice. I would, however, definitely ask the owners beforehand if you're super worried.
Okay, you sound pretty sold. Would you go back?
*Absolutely*! Without a doubt. I'm already mentally planning my return. The only thing I regret is not staying longer. La Casona isn't just a place to stay; it's an experience. And it's one I can't wait to repeat. Also, I need more chorizo. It’s a health risk, I know, but totally worth it.
Now, let's get specific. Tell me about the *breakfast*. Seriously, you hyped it up so much, I need details.
Okay, okay, breakfast. I know, I know. I'm obsessed. But listen. This wasn't just a "continental breakfast" with stale pastries and lukewarm coffee. This was a *feast*. First, the bread. They had, like, three different types of bread, all crusty outside, soft inside, and smelling like heaven. One was a local sourdough, another a seeded loaf... it was ridiculous. I probably ate half a loaf *every* morning. Then, the jam. Homemade, bursting with flavor. Strawberry, raspberry, and *fig*! I have a thing for fig jam, and this was the best I've ever had. I may have (definitely did) packed a little jar to take with me,Ocean By H10 Hotels
